Flying Solo With a Toddler: the Full Report in Two Segments.

Segment I.

The story of flying solo with a toddler winds up being more about the nature of people—how some are very kind, some are not so kind, and most hover in the cleft in-between—then about how Opal actually did on the plane.

My primary fear in flying alone with Opal was that, while in the airport, she'd run into a mass of exiting passengers and either get swallowed by the parade of mindless speed or run over by a a half-dozen unyielding rolly-bags. I opted out of putting Opal on a kid-leash, in spite of the many unexpected recommendations to do so, and was armed with a decent umbrella stroller to wheel her right to the gate (Grammy's brilliant idea) along with two carry-ons that dangled from the handles, meticulously stuffed with toys, food, the essentials.

The characters who made appearances throughout our journey were numerous.

Susan was the first. A woman with kinky hair and slight lisp who stood in front of us in the security line at the Denver airport. She was a mother flying alone this time, who offered to help with the whole disordered process: taking Opal out of the stroller before collapsing it, removing our shoes and jackets, separating the food and liquids from our bags and prying B (the blessed bunny) from Opals clutches. In the midst of Opal's missing-B wails, the bag of her toys fell over and spilled its contents onto the floor as I tripped and almost took a face-first fall into the chest of a random security guy. But Susan stayed close, even went so far as to pick up the contents from the spilled bag and asking they put a rush on the bin containing B. Her kindness had a powerful buoying effect as we gathered our pieces, re-grouped and descended into the shuttle (real choo-choo!). I felt unfazed by the chaos and protected by her brief alliance long after we parted. A hefty reminder of the powerful impact a stranger can have.

And there were many others like her. The two men who shared a row with us on—an Indian man who called himself Z and a twenties-something boy in hip-hop garb who smelled fainting of liqueur—both offered friendliness, camaraderie, support. The man across the isle, close to my age, had two daughters and a single thumb that'd been adorned in red polish before he left. He showed Opal photos of his daughters and his dog on his I-phone and helped me with the crucial shlep that took place as we exited from our seat to the gate-checked stroller. Even the flight attendants' generous dolling out of smiles and sweet comments made a difference. I slurped up the support like a horse at a trough.

Opal did amazing, in spite of the mounting factors that added to the situation's overall discomfort. The fact is, Opal cannot sleep on an airplane. In her little toddler-brain, slumber is synonymous with darkness, quiet and comfort, all of which are grossly lacking on a flight. She is also used to having room to run around, stretch out and lie down, again factors that are non-existent in the two-foot lap-space we paid for. Expecting a toddler to understand that she should remain still and quiet for the 2.5+ hour duration of the flight is nothing less than ludicrous. She was neither still nor quiet, but she was remarkably pleasant and receptive to the toys and distractions I brought for her, becoming restless and annoyed only at the tail end. And by then, her UPPA MAMAs were drowned out by the harsh white noise of the landing aircraft.

By the time we reached Ama and Stella who stood with wide open arms in front of the quintessential Columbus Polar Bear mural, we were surprisingly un-shabby. It wasn't until we reached the safety of Ama and Papa's house did little Opal allow herself to fully melt down from the cumulative exhaustion of travel along with no naps and a rough night of sleep the night prior. She cried for hours that evening and night, not wanting to be put down. By that point, I was airing heavily on the side of depletion so Ama stepped in to help (bless you, Ama) and by the next day, Opal and I were both back in action.

Segment II.

The flight home was tougher. Again, filled with the kind people and the thorny people and the day-altering variables that are far beyond reach, the kind that only really exist in the bubble-world of travel.

The travel-home day was kicked off by the fact that there was a 2-turned-to-3 hour departure delay, discovered only upon arrival at the airport.

I waited in line for over an hour behind scads of angry travelers who needed to re-route their connecting flights. Finally, a fellow traveler who was behind me in line took my plight into his own hands and asked the ticket lady why I should have to wait if all I (and many others who were needlessly waiting) had to do was check a bag. She blew him off. I went back to the counter to a different lady, repeating my case and she said I could've gone to one of the kiosks at any time. Ugh. When asked why this information wasn't communicated, she replied with sincere overwhelm, "Sorry, we are just SO busy."

Luckily, my mom was able to wait at the airport with Opal and I. She wheeled Opal around in the pretty-pink stroller to regard the airplanes and zoo-animal murals and then bought us dinner at Max and Erma's, where the glass of wine I ordered wound up being exceedingly helpful in the coming hours.

I allowed Opal much more freedom in the airport on the way home. She got out and pushed the stroller, ran around in empty areas, climbed onto the chairs to look out the window at the taxiing airplanes and tiny frenetic trucks buzzing below. She stood off to the side and hollered greetings at kiddos and passing travelers. And the few times she resisted my shepherding, all it took was a mention of some key words—choices, listening, time-out—and she was quickly back at my heels. I now see how off the mark it was for my main concern to be whether or not Opal would behave in the airport.

To put it mildly, many of the people on the plane returning from Ohio were unhappy for reasons completely separate from Opal and myself. Their travel days were shot. They missed their families. They were exhausted and still had a lengthy travel road ahead. Some presumably had to miss the following day of work because so many re-routing flights were sold out. And so on.

The temperature of the crowd was evident immediately, when many of Opal's greetings, as we climbed onto the plane, were returned with sapped and stony faces. (Always a heartbreaker for a mama when the efforts of her endlessly sincere child are ignored.)

Mercifully, our seat-mates on the flight home were teddy bears. David wore a kool-aid pink mohawk and his wife, Amy, donned a half dozen face piercings and carried a skull-print duffel bag. They greeted us as old friends— a warmth that was palpable against the steely backdrop—in spite of the fact that they, too, had missed a connecting flight and had no choice but to stay in Denver for the night before being re-routed the following afternoon.

The 3-hour departure delay put us so far beyond Opal's morning nap that she wasn't given much of a window at all on the plane without being dog-tired. The entire flight, also a total of 3-hours, consisted of doing all I could to distract her from this fact, along with her general and compounding annoyance of the predicament at hand. But frankly, she was too far gone to be dissuaded very easily from her fatigue. Food interested her for brief moments. She enjoyed the DVD of the turtle named Franklin that went swimming with his friends (thank you, Ama!) for two delicious stints of 10 minutes each. The Thomas-the-Train Magnadoodle made frequent appearances, as did a few books and the page of return-address labels Ama gave us to use as stickers. But the most intriguing and mercifully time-draining activities of all wound up being pouring cheesy crackers from one cup to another (thus creating another layer of mess and irritation for those surrounding us, but what can you do?) as well as the ever-entertaining SkyMall magazine.

However, these activities hardly filled even a fraction of our 3-hour journey and were punctuated with squirms, whines, kicks and MAMA PICK UPs! As a mother, I couldn't blame her for a moment for her justifiable grumpiness. And though I can't say how the other passengers were feeling, aside from our blessed seat-mates there was certainly an overall air of zero-tolerance.

And then there were the friendly-sky flight attendants.

When Opal got particularly agitated in our seat, I carried her down the isle—seat belt sign permitting—to try and calm her. Requiring a level of concentration in itself to tote a 22-pound toddler up and down the razor-thin rows without bumping and knocking into people, I did all I could. I paused at the back of the plane, where the flight attendants loiter, to stand still and bounce Opal in place. Yes, I was in the way, but I was in the way no matter where I stood or sat, so it seemed. Both flight attendants flashed me unapproving gazes before one of them finally spoke.

In a tone that was so condescending and aggressive, it caused my body to react by flinching, he told me I needed to move out of the way.

Well, can I stand somewhere else? I said, perhaps a little flustered. The baby in my arms had finally achieved a moderate level of peace.

Ma'am, he said, you are breaking the rules to be back here. You need to get out of the way!

I told him he didn't need to be so intense and rude about it. That he clearly hadn't traveled with a toddler and I was just trying to find a place to be, even for a few minutes.

The man then yelled something about how bad of a mother I was to not care if my child hit the ceiling (?) and how rude I was being (for expecting so much of them?). Then he followed me to my seat and continued his rant about how all I wanted to do was to blatantly break rules and he demanded my ticket so he could report me to the supervisor. ( I did not give him my ticket.)

And that was where we suddenly entered the twilight zone. Nobody was defending me from this guy but me, with a crying baby in my lap, no less. Not even my teddybear seat neighbors spoke up. I re-stated (3rd time, 4th?) that I had no problem with rules, but that he simply needed some kindness training. That the level of his aggression was unacceptable.

He concluded our confrontation by yelling (direct quote) your opinion here doesn't matter!

I sat in my seat and cried. A whiny, restless baby continued to squirm in my lap, not a single comforting word or hand reached out for us—and I concluded that I was pretty much on my own here.

For the 1.5 hours or so remaining, I avoided the back of the plane, put on blinders, made no eye-contact and concerned myself with nothing more than caring for my little girl until we slid conclusively into our gate and into Jesse's awaiting arms.

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So yes, we made it successfully to and from Ohio, with nothing more than a double-dose of severe exhaustion between the two of us. (We both caught colds upon our return.)

I learned very quickly that the success of traveling solo with a toddler relies so much on variables that are out of one's control. It was essential to feel like I had someone—consistently—on my side and you simply can't predict such things.

But the time spent with family by and large out-shined the rocky travel that bookended the experience. Though I felt it was imperative to document the journey in all honesty, it is the memories from our visit with Ama, Papa, Uncle Chris and Stella that I'll cultivate, allowing—encouraging—all else to fade.

If nothing else, these kinds of experiences do show you what you're capable of. And in the many days that have passed since we've returned, everything home-related seems uncomplicated and exceedingly manageable. A residual bonus that comes from veering away from the sweet comforts of normal life, I suppose, before returning to it like a cherished loved one.

Opal in Public Places.

Two weeks from tomorrow, Opal and I fly to the mid-west to visit family.

Just us ladies, sans Daddy. And the visceral interpretation of yikes only just took hold, thanks to a short series of Opal-resistance-in-public-places-moments that have taken place over the last few weeks:

—The first involved Opal not wanting to leave the toy isle of Target. (I know better than to bring my daughter to this section was what a passing mom said to me.) I finally corralled her back to her stroller, after many unsuccessful attempts, using a distraction that border-lined on bribery, thus leaving me feeling a bit less powerful and communicative as I would have liked.

—The second involved Opal not wanting to get into her stroller in a public parking lot, bracing herself in the classic cat-resisting-a-carrier stance, kicking and squirming and wanting to walk the 5 blocks we had ahead of us. Insult to injury, she took periodic breaks from her fit to yell hello!! at every person who passed by, inspiring a half-dozen strangers to throw waves and smiles and she-is-sooo-cutes whilst we were smack in the middle of our tangle. I wound up carrying her. Again, not the ending I'd have preferred.

—The third involved the performance of an impressive tantrum when it was time to return to the car after a brief play-session at Childish Things (a kid-consignment shop in Boulder with a fabulous little play corner). Throwing slaps, kicking, screaming and all I could do was repeat in my most grown-up voice, this is NOT acceptable behavior. The words clearly toted no weight, as I admittedly had no idea how to back them up while in the car, and she eventually tired herself out enough for me to buckle the pink-doggie seatbelt covers over her shoulders.

Let the record state that I'd like to think of myself as the kind of mom who is not afraid to take charge and who doesn't spend much time trying to avoid confrontation. And it happens to be an entirely different story at home. When Opal doesn't listen to Mommy or Daddy, she gets a consequence, a simple time-out or she loses her stories-before-bed that night. And neither Mommy or Daddy get very flustered at home because the plan is clear. Most times now, all we need to say at home is remember what happens when you choose not to listen to Mommy? And the majority of the times, she hops to cooperating. Same is the case for grammy and grampy's; because she's had a time-out there as well, she knows the same rules apply.

But I just haven't felt right about putting Opal in a time-out in a public place. The main reason being, I assumed she'd rebound from the designated space with same intensity of a blast that she musters at home. Over and over and over again. (There have been time-outs at home that require her to be re-placed in the spot dozens of times.) However, Opal quickly became keen to the fact that mommy is discipline-confused in public places and has quickly turned them into her venue for high-drama theater.

Until yesterday. We were at the dog-park, had walked there in her stroller to whittle away some time on a sick day from Daycare. The overcast sky had turned bloated and heavy since our departure so I was feeling pressed to begin our walk back to the car. Opal noticed the adjacent playground and had other things in mind.

In the attempt to think on my feet, I extracted an idea I saw on Supernanny months ago, used by a mother of 5 children who not only didn't listen to her, but had a collective propensity to run into the street. In the small grassed area between the dog park/stroller and the playground, which Opal was moving through at a good clip, ignoring me completely, I ran to her and grabbed her hand as if we were suddenly in the throws of an excellent game. I trotted along side her chanting, go go go go, stop! She looked confused and tried to pull her hand away. Ready, set, go go go go stop! A contemporary version of the classic GreenLight-Redlight game, which was simply another way of practicing listen-to-your-mama. But Opal just kept going, my unanswered stop!'s sounding deflated and pathetic. I tried to pick her up and put her back where she was when she didn't stop-when-mom-said-stop, like the mom did on the show, but I was quick to remember that the tv-kids happened to be much older and they had much more time to practice the game than between-dark-sky-and-downpour.

Opal had made it to the edge of the playground, which was empty but for two older kids whose mother was spinning them one-at-a-time on a tire swing and then they all giggled and chortled when the dizzy kid subsequently tried to walk and felt down.

Play kids! Opal pleaded.

I squatted to her level, looked her in the eye and said honey, we aren't going to play at the park right now. It's time to go back to your stroller. Would you like to walk or would you like mommy to carry you?

To which she replied: No.

Honey, remember what happens when you choose not to listen to mommy at home.

She pulled away.

Opal, that tree right there would make a good time-out spot. Would you like to listen to mama or sit in the time-out spot?

No. Play kids.

So I picked her up, set her at the base of the tree and said told her, at her level and super-calm, that she was in time-out because she chose not to listen to mommy. Then I stepped a few feet away, turned to face the dog park where a pair of basset hounds scurried their low-thick bodies across the field with legs that were obviously too short, taking them twice as long to get to the thrown-ball as the other, more normal-seeming, dogs.

Much to my surprise, Opal did not run away. She let her body collapse and simply sobbed through the raspy phlem-buildup in her little cold-congested throat while I stared down the second-hand on my watch as it clicked 15-30-45.

To put it bluntly, I felt like a total asshole. Even though it was just us, a few distant geese floating like decoys in the man-made pond, the park-mom and her two dizzy kids who were close enough to see and hear. I turned back to Opal just passed 45 seconds and squatted to her level; her face was doused in a soup of snot and tears.

I repeated honey, mommy put you in time out because you chose not to listen. Now tell mommy you're sorry and let's have hugs, as Supernanny would have wanted. I may have even slipped in an inadvertent British cadence as I thought about how much of an obstruction my tongue seemed in that moment.

At home, Opal knows the drill; post time-out, she immediately says sorry and throws herself onto me for a hug. She then scurries off, totally unscathed, to the next area requiring deconstruction, as if she feels even more relaxed than before. And I feel briefly like such a parental success, like—sigh—that was obviously the right move.

Clear boundaries were set. Child understands. Moving right along here.

But yesterday, she continued to cry without sorry or a hug— an offense that is re-time-out worthy according to Supernanny. But I scooped her up and carried her limp body to the stroller, no longer caring if the rain came, trying not to exhibit this abrupt and unpredicted heartache.

Once the wheels started rolling and she had juice-in-hand and a few crackers in her tray, she perked right up, yelling zoom! at the passing cars as she reached to touch every low-hanging branch.

I thought of what a dangerous thing it could be for fleeting emotions to be what rule the show, with regards to both the adults and the children.

I still have no idea what I'll do at the airport or how many more comparable moments will accrue in the interim. But at least Opal has had one taste of experiencing boundaries in the world that exists outside her house. And that's a start.

The Almanac at 18 months.

Throughout my life, I've collected many things: Backscratchers. Owls. Shiny gems, minerals and the like. As a kid, there were unicorns and cabbage patch dolls. Pin-ups of the irresistible teen boy-du-jour.

Every accumulation eventually lost it's glamour and wound up suffocating in a black garbage bag on the curb, awaiting the truck from the Kidney Foundation to scoop it up for it's unfortunate fate. Tax deductible.

And then there are the words. Millions and millions of words collected over the years. Hundreds of thousands of words collected since Opal's birth. Words in dribbly ink that smears against the outer edge of my palm. Words in a variety of personality-defining fonts, tiny clusters of gangs in bold and royalty in italics.

I have no idea what to do with all the words.

What I do know is this, there is a satisfaction that comes from offering the words to someone other than myself. To let them view a landscape that exceeds the interior of my desk drawers and hard-drives. This makes them feel at least like free-range notions. Winged thoughts that could blow into some very interesting tundras indeed.

Truth: this blog has a good many words. Likely a few thousand, though I didn't check. As with many of the human-almanac blogs that have preceded this one, the intention is more to share the facts than to entertain, as it were.

Not much editing, could be some grammar and spelling errors. One straight-forward Ulysses-esque draft as transcribed from Opal's warn little baby journal from where we left off in January (see Front Row: A 14.5 Month Development-Blitzkrieg as Told in List Form.).

Just wanted you to be clear what you were getting in to...

January 12th, 2011. (14.5 months)

Opal sings her A-B-C's. No joke, and with very little prompting. She also says LOLLOO for love you, knuckles pishy and lollipop. Her vocab list for things to be named when pointed at is growing by the day. She nods now and inserts yea, yea in places that are appropriate as well as not. (But you can tell she enjoys how the yea keeps her connected in the circle of conversation in a way she never had access to before.)

Bedtimes are epic now, she is learning to stall, seeing the power in it.

** See Blogs: Eight-minute speed round: Knuckles Pishy and The Fox and the Epic Bedtime.**

January 21, 2011.

Opal is just starting to gain success at feeding herself with a spoon and can color with crayons (though, she is often met with some level of frustration with the latter).

February 4, 2011.

Opal knows many of her books by content as opposed to simply cover-art now and can ask for them by name. She recalls certain books by what animals, shapes and themes they contain and likes to stick to certain themes for days at a time. Doggie book! Balls! She can also spot and identify many different animals (and fruits) in magazines. Knows the difference between Owls and Birds.

She is struck with the beauty of rushing water and refers to it all as waterfall. From the rainwater that pours out of the gutters to water that drips from the sink-faucet, any moving water is a waterfall.

She once saw a 'real choo-choo' while playing at a park while, ironically, inside of a fake choo-choo. (Hence the coining of the term real choo-choo versus simply choo-choo.) She learned the very distinct sound of their long-think horn that day and never misses the sound of one in the distance. (You can often hear them from our house, gently hollering a quarter-mile in the distance.)

She also listens for airplanes and trucks and sirens in her world. Drops everything to run to the window to look. Except for the choo-choo: she's learned she can't really see a choo-choo from where you are standing.

She puts mittens on her hands and walks around like a lobster with claws.

She plays the kazoo, by and large, better than I do.

She sleeps with the following cast of characters: Golla (gorilla), B (Bunny), Baby, Doggie, Raggetty Ann and Little Blankie. She tracks every one of them and any attempt at distillation is noticed and kiboshed.

She sprouted her very first top tooth today!

Is working the No No No No No No angle with puckered lips.

February 10, 2011.

Opal is beginning to make word associations.

For example, she was playing with the words "Leo Koettke" and said Leo Car-Car and Lulu Koettke.

She holds both hands in the air when looking for something as if to say "where is it??" I love that.

More recognition: she noticed that the lotion (lo-lo) on her dresser was the same as the lotion Dora uses in her beach book. When daddy noticed this and pointed it out further, she was visibly delighted and with the association and commenced to pretend to put lo-lo on daddy and B and Dora in the book.

February 11, 2011.

Continues to say yea yea, and nod head.

Says the word Nada—another—very often. Nada Ball, Nada book, Nada doggie. Often when we spot and identify something she is jazzed about, she immediately wants to see more and more:

Look Opal, a black doggie! To which she replies: Nada doggie? Like cool, I like it, now show me more.

She loves to prompt sing-alongs with certain code-words.

Happy = You are my Sunshine.

Honey = Crawdad

A-B-C-D = Obviously the alphabet song.

She says dis and dat —this and that—on a regular basis. She'll point and say dis? if she'd like to know what something is called. She'll also use dat to say I'd like to have that. (We encourage dat, please.)

This morning, she came into the kitchen and said "mama where-a-oo??" (Where are you?)

She also puts the word 'too' in appropriate places. Golla, B and Raggetty, too.

*Alert! Alert! Mid-blog format change! Copying directly from the journal is proving to be entirely too girthy and time consuming, so I am taking the liberty to hone it down a bit. I have that power.*

February 2011, continued.

Opal says:

Wheere it go? (again, with hands in the air.) Uh-oh!

In response to a bit of flatulence Jesse produced, Opal said "achoo!"

Opal does:

Jogging, climbing, spinning, rolling, tumbling. Not much toddling going on for a toddler.

We no longer use the front-pack—Opal is officially too large and in charge. Only the backpack and stroller form here on out.

Opal moments:

We were listening to the Beatles in the morning over breakfast. Hey Jude came on and J and I were singing along— more than pretty animated for that early hour—and Opal waltzed right over to her little piano, banged a flat-handful of keys and shouted HI JUDE!

March 2011...

Opal says:

Opal is beginning to assemble short sentences. No joke.

To daddy over breakfast, she said Mommy love me. This is astounding because we often say Mommy loves you and Daddy loves you, but rarely, if ever, have we used the word 'me' in that context. She figured out the me on her own.

Loves to list her family: mama, papa, ama, papa...as well as her friends: connor, pierce, eva, baby hannah (aka baby athena). And often throws an extra elmo or color —red— in there for good measure.

Says Bye! Bye! See you soon! Kissa hug, kissa lucy!

She's been playing word games, saying a word or sound and then looking at me as if expecting something. I repeat it sillier and she cracks up! She then repeats it even sillier and I crack up and the chain goes as long as we want it to.

There are more vocab words that I can keep track of. This month she wowed her daycare lady with dinosaur. She wowed me with trampoline.

By the end of the month she has said: Read book, mama here, open door, drink(a) water, come here, sit down, hi truck.

Two word sentences are a sinch.

Opal does:

She spouted a second top tooth!

Takes her stuffed animals for a ride in the laundry-basket choo-choo. We fashioned a tunnel out of an afghan, a chair and a low wall and she couldn't stand when the cat lied on the aghan. kitty tunno! kitty tunno! she whines, like get him offfffff mom. Two going on thirteen, she is.

Still two naps a day. We tried for one nap last month and another at the end of this month and she was just plain too fussy through the day. Two naps = more catch-up/chill/writing time for mommy. One nap = more time for social possibilities. It's a toss up.

We continue our morning identifaction-walks. I hope those never end, even when she's driving. We look for geese and squirrels and (other) birds and airplanes and pretty trees. She loves to touch leaves and branches and tree bark. If we don't see something she was hoping for, she'll say wheeere doggie? (or wheere Sophie, wheeere Moose—specific dogs) and raise her hands in the way that slays me.

She replies to questions now. For example (when fussing in the back seat of the car):

What's wrong, Opal? To which she replies Bright Light, Bright Light! (The sun's in her eyes.)

Plays pretend in more and more elaborate ways. Play tea-party? Is her baby tag line. She makes oatmeals and soups and applesauce-yogurt and serves it to everyone from the stuff-animal lobster (he has the best manners) to the ball we got at the zoo. And she'll pull it out throughout the day. We'll be driving somewhere and she'll ask me mama play tea party?

Plays hide-and-seek with her animals and finger puppets and actually plays it up like is it under here? no. It is under here? No!

She loves Tommy and Dora and Elmo (though I have read many books of each that are strangely poorly written.)

Love neckaces (neckies), putting them on, taking them off.

Puts hats and necklaces on all by herself. Has an unreasonable beef with bows and ponytails.

Watches Pishy and Balloon videos on You-Tube with daddy. But, other than Skyping with family, she watches no TV.

Opal moments:

While on a walk yesterday, two striking things occurred. Opal, in the backpack, noticed me rubbing together my glove-less cold hands and said mama no guv? Then she held up both hands, the delectable way she does, and said where mama guv? I replied, Mama no glove, honey. Mama cold. Thus engaging with my daughter in our first real conversation ever.

Later during the same walk, we stopped to watch a squirrel nibbling on a chunk of bread as it peered down on us from a high branch. I said Look! The squirrel must be having breakfast! And Opal replied He eat cracker.

Eat? I never say eat—she deduced that on her own and inserted it in a totally appropriaet manner.

Early in the month of March was when I really began noticing Opal talking in a way that far surpassed repeating and route memorization of vocab. She was piecing together whole thoughts, sentences. She was using speech to interact and engage with the people around her. To get her point across. She was deducing which word would be suitable to use (He eat cracker?!) and placing it on her own. There's now a level of back-and-forth. Communicating.

April 2011...

Opal says:

I LOVE THIS ONE. It all started with reading books to Golla. One day, she took Golla to a book that had a picture of a gorilla in it, held up Golla's head right to it and said Look Golla!! As if to show Golla his lineage, his people.

It's blossomed from there to showing B and Golla all sorts of stuff, particularly on walks and when heaped in a pile in the rocker to read books at night. Look B, a bird! Look Golla! Trampoline! Notha Trampoline! Look Golla! Peoples!

ANd she recently brought two giraffes in to join the fun. (Jaff.)

She says:

Take off jacket?

Kitty lick daddy hand.

Birdy gone. Birdy fly away.

Go see dada work.

Daddy airplane. Bye-bye. See you soon.

Here it is! Found it!

She lifts up found objects from the floor and hollers as if she's unburied treasure.

Opal family play with me.

She loves to say what mommy doing? And loves to reply to whaaat Opal doing?

She often replies with cooking, since that's what I often say.

Opal does:

We've been scouting out all the nearby parks. Some are much better than others for her age.

Also, we've frequented the baby-gym, a romper room of gynamium wonder, trampolines and mats and pads to climb on. Blow up bouncy-castles, indoor slides and balls galour. I've never seen anything like it. And Opal's coordination has improved noteably since she started, with navigating bumps and steps and stairs.

She loves to climb on the furniture. With the aide of a box or bowl to improvise where a step would be, she has no problem getting on the couch or chair. There was one time when she got up onto the couch without anything to step on and I about toppled right over.

She's been trying to jump off the ground from standing, with minimal success. But she looks like a wildly precious twitch-necked little bird when she's really giving it her best shot.

She drinks pretty well from a plastic cup, while sitting.

By the end of the month, Opal is starting to get time-outs for not listeneing to mama as well as missing her evening books for throwing a fit before bed. I definitely need assistance with disciplining her in pulbic places, where she's been acting up when it's time to leave. Jesse and I are investigating the book (empire) Love and Logic as well as Dr. Sears' Discipline Book.

UPPA MOMMA—Opal's been quite clingly lately, wanting momma anytime her comfort wanes in the slightest.

Opal moments:

We had a sandbox delivered and on the front was a photo of two kids playing in their fabulous sandbox. Opal saw it so I told her, "Opal! It's a sandbox for you! Not knowing if she even knew what a sandbox was by name. She did. Kids! Kids! She shrieked. Play with kids! Dada off, pointing, Dada off! Since I told her Daddy would put it together, she was expressing how she wanted for daddy to come home and make it real, make the kids come off the box to play with her! She stood and stared out the window for a long while as I warmed her milk and got her room ready for bed. She started walking to her room, then stopped short to go back, look out the window one more time and whiper kids as she finally made her way down the hall. (To this scene, I simply shake my head and say My God This Child.)

She's able to remember moments I've long since forgotten. An example: On one of our morning walking routes, at a very particular spot, she has been saying kitty. kitty walk. And up until recently, I thought she was saying how she wished there was a kitty to see during our walk. Wrongo, mama. It hit me like a tree that there was a walk we went on weeks and weeks ago when, at that very spot, a kitty crawled out from somebody's backyard and walked the length of a house with us. That was it, then he was gone and Opal has thought of him every time we passed that certain spot ever since. I dead forgot about him.

In conclusion...

I know quite well that, if we ever have a second, I'll never write this much about him. Or, hell, maybe I will. Maybe I'll just print this out and make hand-written notes in the margins, marking what is accurate and what is inaccurate for Little Grime's #2.

But there's no harm in indulging the reflection, the waxing, the gloating for the time being. It's all way too precious to zoom straight through. I have a ball thinking about how far this little lady has traveled in the last many months. How fearless. And still so far from self-refelction, self-consciousness. Not a single, solitary obstacle. No hindrances, what-so-ever.

I write and I re-learn this.

xo.